AltScene

UK ECHELON ₪ ø LLL ·O.

35 - Straight

Yorkshire, United Kingdom

Mar 3, 2012 20:06

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Bit of a geek. **** you!
My personality is just too ossum to sell in a box.
I find this site a laugh really, but if i meet awesome people then thats a bonus
Did I mention I'm a ****ing Jedi? Yes, I did. Then i wiped your mind, to prove how much of a Jedi I am. Oh, and where the **** are these droids eh?
^.^
No, you shut up.

Likes:
oxygen
Having my head attached to my body at all times
Not being on fire
When it hangs on the left
Girls with smaller hands than myself
Testing gravity. I didn’t trip, I was testing gravity. It still works.
Sarcasm
Girls with attitudes

Dislikes:
Too much Carbon Dioxide
Seeing myself f$%k off while my head is left in a road
Being posessed by an evil goat
When my boxers have loosened and it touches my jeans, argh
When I cannot fit my hand inside a Pringles' tube of deliciousness.
Reading and agreeing to the terms of use
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you
When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. And. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.

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