Salutations, things you may need to know;
• oh, I'm 6'3" but I should note, that's my height without heels
• I'm allergic to bananas and for that I am grateful
• I play guitar in a s**tty band
• I once saw a homeless woman giving fellatio to an unknown male in the McDonald's bathroom
• Thanks to my crippling anxiety paired thoughtfully with a constant existential dread, I'll worry enough for the both of us