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ÉAMONN CLARKE

37 - Straight

Belfast, Ireland

Nov 21, 2022 22:57

Seeing as trying to have a conversation on this is up there on the dont piss in the wind or eat yellow snow level find me on Instagram at eamonn_Sharky_Clarke.

Single father to my 5 year old daughter. So much like all the other profiles of single parents bar the job description as "full time parent" it's a simple case of don't be wasting my time as I do have priorities being that of a little human who is my be all and end all. Also have a dog as that seems to be the go to dating thing. And he has three legs. Which is essentially going to show that yes I come off abrasive but I have a heart of gold. As I slept on kitchen floor for a month nursing him back to health..... pausing for you to awwwwww.

Also have a beard but not an axe but I can still split you in two (Innuendos are the key to happiness) but yeah beard I think if I just mention I have a beard over and over again it will find me what I'm looking for
Which is a relationship Or some one willing to watch Lord Of The Rings over and over again. So as much as I'm flattered by responses from What is now a John Carpenter escape from New York and LA came to reality the likelihood of me being in America anytime soon is slim. So generally Ireland North and South please.