I don't dress scene I'm just into girls that do
° Falls asleep in the shower
° Once described as "that f**king guy"
° Can't talk my way into your pants, but can talk my way out of my own
° Talks to pets whether they like it or not
° Same sense of humor as someone generally seen as having a good sense of humor
° Not like other girls; Mostly because of the penis
° Took 3 years to learn how to tie my shoes
° Your parents will probably like me more than you like me
° Lost my freckles when I was 10 and still can't find them please call me at 267-6
