Howdy, my name's Brett and I'm probably smarter than you are, but I'm also probably a bigger ass than you are. The trick is to combine the two Smart+Ass and you will get the real me. In truth I'm just a simple man trying to make sense of this crazy world. I drink cheap crappy beer like PBR, which has turned me into a drunken philosopher of sorts. I'm a night owl artist and writer, so usually I'm getting something
creative done at 3 in the morning and I usually sleep late. Charles Bukowksi said "Never Get Up Before Noon" so I try and live by that philosophy. I live at the beach, therefore I go to the beach. I surf, I eat, I bowl. I've been bitten by a shark and have some pretty rad scars that I compare to other people's scars and try and "out scar" them. I've been to every state in America. I fear and loathe the government and most other "authority" figures like cops. I like giving and receiving the truth at all times (Like if a girl asks me if she looks fat I will say what I truly think) which makes some people dislike me and I can't fully figure out why. I like the dictionary, if one were so inclined to read it in full they could have entire conversations that no one but them could understand and I think that's pretty cool. I have a low tolerance for stupid people and their childish bulls**t. I like ****ing with people's heads and pushing their buttons and seeing how much I can get away with before they tell me to **** off. Basically, I'm punk rock as **** and I like to party. My lifestyle nothing revolutionary by any means, but it's me and I like it! I don't want to divulge too many of my dirty little secrets, so that's all the entertainment you get for ****ing free homo sapians!....haha
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