Greetings and salutations all there in the interwebs. My name is Todd and I hate the fact that it is monosyllabic. I’m an old goth/punk and I’ve been told I look like Gru from Despicable Me. I guess it’s due to the shaved head and tendency to wear all black. You be the judge. I’m 420 positive but if you’re not, that’s totally kosher.
I currently own and run a pastry shop with my wife. We make anything that promotes tooth decay. My fortes include cake decoration, chocolate work, being a diva and other such tomfoolery. I love what I do.
I'm decent at art. I love to draw, sculpt, paint, airbrush, etc. Recently I have gotten into sculpting via VR and 3d printing the results. It doesn't have to be digital. I'm happy with a scrap of paper and a Sharpie.
I'm also good at cooking as my occupation would suggest.
I guess it would be my tendency to wear suspenders. It’s my pants hitcher-upper of choice. I dress like a 80s skinhead. Doc Martens, bracers, pegged jeans, cabby hat, you know the drill. It’s just fashion people, don’t read anything more into it.
Books
I,Robot
Coralline
Y, the last man
Sandman and any Vertigo comics from the 90s
And any other book with pretty pictures
Movies
Edward Scissorshands
Nightmare before Christmas
Blade Runner
Any horror film that uses practical effects
Ordinary people
TV shows
King of the Hill
Futurama
Homestarrunner.com
Westworld
Venture bros
Mystery science theater 3000
Rick and Morty
Music
Ween,shonen knife, the stranglers, Gilbert and Sullivan
I'm a sucker for anything rockabilly.
Rev. Horton Heat, Hillbilly Moon Explosion, Deadbolt etc. I especially love the genre "wussy English music" with the Smiths, Morrissey, Blur,70s David Bowie, Queen. That said rap is definitely not off the table. Del Tha funky homosapien, Billy the Fridge, and others rotate in my playlist.
Triphop is the cat's pajamas.
Video games - I’m a huge fan of the Fallout series as well as Silent Hill.
Food- I love love LOVE Mexican and Tex Mex. Nachos are my drug. Chos' before hos. I love Indian, Ethiopian, anything with curry. All food is delish, except for anything Guy Fieri makes. f**k that oversized troll doll.
Cell phone
Nachos
Cats
Dogs
My Fluevogs (best shoes eva)
Really good edibles.
Orange is the New Black.
Anytime during the fall. Best for temperature and fashion.
So you have a ***** for Gru from Despicable Me? Were you one of the art kids in high school who dressed in black?
Do you swear like a sailor?
Do you think Trump’s lips look like a puckered butthole?
Hit me up!
I’m looking for someone with a snarky sense of humor to hang out with and maybe more.
