If I message you and I'm far away, do not even factor it in. I'm moving soon for a work transfer, and there are literally dozens and dozens of options for me.
Hello I'm Jim,
If you like huge d**ks, then you'll love my personality! If you prefer small d**ks, then you'll really love my actual d**k.
If I wink at you, chances are I'm really stupid and I have no clue how to initiate dialog with you. So I use the wink as a cop out to show I'm interested.
Ooh geez, you've most likely made a mistake lol. My humor is super dry and i can rarely be serious, or subtle. I'm either joking or 100% brutally honest with no in between, and usually I can only initiate conversations with really bad jokes. My memes are dank, you will lose brain cells.
If I message you and the distance is a lot, do not factor that into whether not you will message me back or not. I travel a lot for my work and I can see you regardless of how far you are.
I'm a boring guy. I know what you're thinking, "he's so edgy and mysterious, How do I possibly figure him out?!" The answer is I use that and sarcasm to cover up all my insecurities.
s**t dude idk, Like if I message you and you message back, OP I really appreciate that, you aren't obligated at all so choosing to is pretty cool.
If you message me first and aren't a bot, Uh... I'll freak out for a bit then we will talk normal. gotta be ready for the unlikely after all.
Notable achievements in life:
Beat all the Dark Souls games with just punching the bosses to death.
Painted over 1000 warhammer miniatures
Successfully been awkward in every single social event in my life.