I've returned after a vacation at Broadmoor High-security Psychiatric Hospital due to a misunderstanding when I accidentally kidnapped a girl I met through on line dating. I didn't realise I couldn't keep her !, I did release her when MI5 tasered me, still can't believe she pressed charges even after I bought her a curly wurly, bag of wotsits, a copy of take a break and let her watch Jeremy Kyle every day.
I find myself single after assassinating my ex and burying her on Brighton beach after she recorded over my He-Man and the masters of the universe programmes, but don't judge me too quickly I did put clean pants on her, sponge bob square pants her favourite in case any body found her, built a sandcastle at the spot, even added a paper flag, bought a strawberry cornetto for her, obviously had to eat it for her, this was a one off and the previous partner is alive and well detained in my basement for safe keeping, I even remember to feed her occasionally
You guessed by now I'm slightly mental, a tad immature, bit of a loose cannon, with a tendancy of doing silly things, but who wants normal ? So if your looking for someone quiet and deadly serious ding ding move along the bus please, although I am capable of being serious when required, third Tuesday in the month.
This is where I try to convince you that You should date me, well dating me can be compared to white water rafting hair raising but glad you did it, I'm a professional tattoo artist, my appearance is going to be extreme for most, guess I'm an acquired taste, I'm a big boy has the pictures show but I have to be to house my Huge personality
I don't have a type,if you click you click, and sometimes opposites attract so doesn't mean you have to be tattooed or pierced to contact me.
Enjoy Gigs, staying in, going out, music wise mainly punk, metal, rock, Johnny Cash. ska and Motown again you don't have to like the same.
Just because I look like this I'm far from stupid and know how to treat a girl with respect. I always reply even if to just thank you for your message.
This is the bit where I tell you I'm a multi millionaire live in a mansion, own my own multi national company, live in the gym and drive a Ferrari and have been to the moon, but none of these are true.
unfortunately I'm rite out of pictures with my top off, holding a large fish, posing next to a flash car that was parked and I have no idea who owns it, And I must of mislaid my mirror rayban
If your intelligence is that of a fraggle and your idea of conversation is replying "lol" "yep" "no" or any other 1 word reply I can safely say we won't get far and dont be surprised when I don't respond to such messages.
I shower and wash regularly behind my ears and everything, if your personal hygiene is that of a zoo resident please pass me by.
I'm 100% single no mental exes on the scene, not looking for flings, one night stands or anything like that, I don't require text friend for weeks of meaningless texting neither do I want to send pictures of my bits don't judge a book by its cover, I only bite if you say please, so don't be frightened to say hi, , and have a great day
If you managed to get through all that well done you can read. Looking forward to hearing from you.
“The brave don't live forever but the cautious don't live at all"
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