I'm looking for someone homely, with cooking skills, fun to be with.... and a waz ol pair of jugs.
I make people laugh, on and off stage.
I can play the electric guitar instrument.
I sing with my mouth.
I eat food.
I can do a blinding impression of Alan Partridge.
Professional pervert.
Bowling.
Driving to haggard seaside towns.
A quick dip.
Comics.
Games.
Geeks.
Films.
Monty Python.
Ghost. Megadeth. Pantera. Lamb of God. Tool. Clutch. Metallica. DnB. Dubstep. etc etc
Playing arcade games drunk.
Etc.
Etc.
