Just a madman musician from Califoria trying to make my mark in the entertainment world. If you enjoy really f**ked up humor then I'm you're kinda guy.
And now for some helpful tidbits that are 100% scientifically accurate and is in no way shape or form just the bats**t insane rants and ravings of some deranged derelict who is probably on cocain, heroine, mushrooms, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.
If you enjoy Clownp**n, then I suggest many long years of thearpy. If you believe there are more than 2 genders then congratulations, you are in fact retarded and I no longer wish to speak to you, I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Minnie Mouse is really just Mickey in drag. Contrary to popular belief I am not racist, I do in fact own a color TV. Barney the Dinosaur was a pedophile protected by The Illuminati and Michael Jackson. Schindler's List was the best comedy film ever made. It's not considered rape if they're already dead or if you shouted surprise. No one s**tposts like Gaston. Abortion is absolutely hilarious. The Holocaust was a giant misunderstanding, what actually happened was Hitler wanted a glass of juice, but what was heard was gas the Jews, accidents happen. Shrek was not actually an Ogre, but the abomination created when Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog hopped on the good foot and did the thing that makes Baby Jesus cry. It should be made illegal for fat women to wear two-piece swimsuits in any public setting. Santa Claus was Anti-Semitic. And lastly Furries are worse than cancer.
If you are somehow still reading this, congratulations, you either have a sense of humor or are seriously one f**ked up individual.
Do drugs and worship Satan \M/
