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GAZ

34 - Straight

Hampshire, United Kingdom

Jun 7, 2019 07:31

Namaste!

I HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, in that time I have learned:

1. I have a sense of humour (kinda dry)

2. I love to help people (with hugs, and SCIENCE)

3. I look good in a T-shirt (See profile pics)

4. I'm honest (See 3)

5. I'm humble (See 3 and 4)

Who I'm looking for: An affectionate, caring woman who understands what she wants in a relationship. A woman with the passion to help others and explore the limits of her personality through experiences.

It's really important to get this out of the way now, so here are my deal breakers. This is serious stuff, no exceptions. So here's the list:

1: If you have a strong opinion on the pronunciation of the word Scone

2: If you greet everyone with "Namaste"

3: People who are woefully unprepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse

4: If you collect/hoard hotel soap

My relationship philosophy: You do you, I'll do me, and we'll see what's there.

My hobbies: Folk metal (my spotify got real wierd), Historical fencing instructor (educating people how to swash buckles etc), exercise and nutrition (food goes in, lifting comes out), reading (Terry Pratchett is my spirit animal), and spirituality (after all I gotta contact Terry somehow).

My goal: Find someone who can laugh at herself. A woman who takes care of herself, laughs at the silly things, and is genuinely passionate about something. I'd love to meet a woman who is happy with her life alone, but understands it would be much more fun with the addition of one Jeans wearing professional big spoon to argue over the finer points of Marvel movies and hang to do some yoga with. Yoga. f**k yea.

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