Looking for gig buddies, someone to climb a tree with and lend me their jumper when I get cold.
I’m really top notch at isolating myself so if you get a reply from me it’s pretty much gold dust.
Mental health is fuuuucked but I’m still fun sometimes I promise.
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Is anyone else getting major noughties vibes from this website?
Just going to copy and paste the rest from my okcupid profile.. sorry not sorry.
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"A basket case with a pretty face."
Your stereotypical manic pixie dreamgirl straight out of a John Green 'novel'. A lover of everything creepy and cute, highly immature, enamoured by anything pink and aimed at eight year olds.
A pescetarian and part time freegan.. there's a secret dirty hippy inside me but she's trapped in the suburbs.
Mainly powered by cups of tea.
Peter Pan syndrome & a Cinderella complex.
What I'm doing with my life:
Making a mess of it.
Not getting enough sleep.
A year into a tattoo apprenticeship.
Things i currently want/need to do:
Learn to spray paint/get my graffiti on, go urbexing a whole lot more, learn to fricking drive so i can purchase the dream car (VW Camper), go to a proper warehouse rave, go to some European festivals, learn to play the ukulele, go travelling - especially Thailand and Japan.
I'm really good at:
Majorly pocrastinating.
Falling over/into things.
Disney Trivial Pursuit.
Hoarding things.
Being late.
Writing on walls in permanent marker.
Acting like a kid.
Eating ice cream.
Bin raiding.
Making ashtrays out of drink cans.
Youth work and face painting/sfx make up
My golden rule:
Big beats are the best, get high all the time.
Everything will be okay in the end, and if it's not okay then it's not the end.
If you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive.
Art is anything you can get away with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
At the moment i'm using this as an information dump.. it might get structured eventually!
hello kitty, tumblr, rick and morty, sushi, udon noodle soup, bowling for soup, philip pullman, ben elton, regular show, peanut butter, studio ghibli, tea, workaholics, the front bottoms, poptarts, star vs. the forces of evil, lisa mitchell, steven universe, american sweeties and food stuffs, the dead milkmen, conspiracy theories, the uncluded, skins, misfits, black mirror, murderers and high school shootings, yuru yuri, funeral for a friend, first aid kit, disney, don bluth, die antwoord, piercings & tattoos, kawaii stuff, milkshakes, bubble tea, jamie t, the beach boys, barenaked ladies, blink182, weird occult stuff, utopia, adventure time, lush bath bombs, mc chris, this is england, animal crossing, pokemon, pesto, urban exploring, puella magi madoka magica, flight of the conchords, silent witness, joshua radin, mighty boosh, the it crowd, spaced, greenwing, gravity falls, gelato, kimya dawson, lemony snicket, lil d**ky, bob's burgers, creme eggs, kinder eggs..
films - frequently asked questions about time travel, amelie, garden state, secretary, labyrinth, wayne's world, sightseers, breakfast club, thirteen, trainspotting, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, you've got mail, scott pilgrim, a goofy movie, juno, little miss sunshine, 500 days of summer, matilda, hook, the parent trap, home alone 1&2 and plenty more 'kids' films including heaps of disney and ghibli.
lazy sunday tv - most programs that appear on crime channels, catfish, man vs. food, money for nothing, any kind of s**tty tattoo program i can cringe at and criticise.
Six things I could never do without:
My glasses
Sleep
Friends
Tasty noms
Cuddles
Hello Kitty
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Why the powers that be didn't make me an adorable anime character.
Why did i just do/say that?! Over thinking things basically.
On a typical Friday night I am:
Hmm socialising is the bestest, though i do like to burrow on down in my duvet cave whenever possible - I'm great in bed, i can sleep for days.
You should message me if:
You want to go adventuring
You reckon you can be the scott pilgrim to my ramona flowers.
You have a joint you'd like to share.
You have a beard you'd like to share.
You don't want to just hook up and have something more to say than "hi hows u".
Update:
My procrastination levels and anxiety mean that i very rarely message first and will probably take half a year to respond to you. Please don't think i'm being rude.. i just get disheartened sometimes.. i'm sorry :/
