They say never judge a book by its cover but you only have to walk into a bookstore to understand that everyone does! So here is the straight vanilla version! I believe in the basic principles of honesty, loyalty and the joy of laughter. I do not always choose my friends wisely but I do plan my battles carefully. I know tons about one to many things, and never quite enough about the things that really matter. I like who I am, which is not to be confused with what I do. I look for enlightenment but I am no longer surprised to find that the light at the end of the tunnel is usually a train. In short, I am a man - part angel, part devil!