I lick buttcracks because they taste better than armpits, which are tastier than earwax, which is slightly better but similar in taste to kerosene, which is a poisonous substance to ingest and doesn't even get you high.
I lick buttcracks because they taste better than armpits, which are tastier than earwax, which is slightly better but similar in taste to kerosene, which is a poisonous substance to ingest and doesn't even get you high.