Mother of a 17yo. Separated/working towards a divorce from a very long marriage. Hoping to find someone with common interests that'll eventually turn into something more than a pump & dump. Seriously over it.
Pour me a beer. Tell me a story. Make me laugh. I like guys with tattoos. Total pogonophile.
Turn-offs: gym rats, sports fanatics, your young kids, pointy hair, religion, Snapchat filters, right-winged tiny brains, narcissistic tendencies, cops, anyone who thinks Five Finger Death Punch is good music.
