Chat buddies are really appreciated.
Ok so, hello there, my name is Alex
I figured I'd be honest in this profile, but sometimes I can be way too honest, offending people and saying too much is something I do often, yet by accident.
I am a Jedi
I collect hats, only winter hats though.
I can de-seed an apple with my eyes.
I have a degree in Marine Biology.
I swing, from doorways, all the time, I can never pass through a door without swinging on the frame. I just can't do it!
I have a Marine Aquarium, filled with corals, starfish, fishfish, you name it.
I use toothpaste as body wash, it makes me feel fresh!
I LOVE sneezing! it's amazing.
I love it when girls say "Blender", I just think it's really really s*xy for some reason...
I can juggle. It's pretty much my only talent, and I'm damn proud of it!
I'm really excitable, too excitable...
I'm simple, and I mean really simple, what you see if exactly what you get with me and I get confused all the time.
I wonder if anyone actually reads this far...
