Deathpunker who has been there done that. Tough guy who likes to party hard and go at it with the ladies even harder.
I have some rules though please read.
1. No bulls**t I am a full grown Real man with a real job and responsibilities.
2. I expect you to act like a lady when neccesary family gatherings etc.
3. Tony is a Tiger and he likes to snuggle alot and order in Chinese food (I always pay I was raised correctly) and than go at it on the couch like a judo class full of Orangotans.
4. If you dress like a vampire or some other Halloween s**t all the time ill have to take you clothes shopping. Themed clothes are cool its only Halloween once a year though. Yes I will pick up the clothes.
5. I am not emotional I grew up listening firehose black flag suicidal tendecies slayer and mettallica (cliff burton years) primus and a gang of psychobilly. If you are cool just remember its hard to be depressed and self loathing when my Tiger paws are tickling you and holding you tight.
6. If your face has more piercings or staples in it than the Thinline stapler on my desk you guessed it not that intersted. Body manipulation and full covering tatoos are cool but remeber we all get old.
7. I love going to San Francisco and partying and wandering around late night. My family has been there since the late 1800’s.
8. I am a trained guitarist as well as a luthier and tech. I have built guitars for grammy winners and proffesional a list clients. So please respect my proffesionalisim.
9. I might sound gruff and opinionated but I am not I am just 100% real and I call it like I see it.
10. f**k social media and all of the evils it has wrought on society.
If you read that congratulations ba ba booey Howard Sterns Penis!
Rock On love Tony.
