Data analyst by day
philosophy by night
I never thought that
I'd join this site
I play in a band
and it's not so bad
Every member but me
happens to be a dad
From the Midwest
so that means I say "pop"
I have a lot of tattoos
My mom wishes I'd stop
Never been to jail
Nor a ticket or fine
I cried during Air Bud
When I was nine
Online dating is weird
Let's not make it worse
I'm not too keen on chilling
in the back of a hearse