Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for me wife if she shows up, and she's a drinker.
s*x isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'll place me underpants on the table, fold them in three and place in your handbag, return them washed, and we will consummate passionately.
I dislike women who aren't shallow.
A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
I'm 6foot&4inches, those are two measurements 😉.
