I'm a science nerd, with a passion for everything. I don't do drugs, but I've never been drunk (drank? drunken?) under the table. I like animals more than people, and I own my own successful art business. I spend a lot of time alone, but more people know me than don't. I joke to compensate for a lack of seriousness, I can't cook well, I sleep for about 16 hours a day, and I prefer the Oxford comma.