Accidentally inappropriate at times and obviously adorable!
My uber rating is quite good and i can get around on the underground unsupervised!
Dont ask questions you dont really want to know the answer to!
I like vodka and being bought vodka.
I can cook quite well, I'm really good at ordering take aways.
I'm Professional on screen food selector you see!
Dating is basically collecting information about someone until you realise you don't like them....
If you feel like messaging me, make it interesting, I have a very silly and dark sense of humour so tell your best dad joke or something random.
Serious bit *drum roll*
You are not entitled to a reply or my time so please keep your mean messages to yourselves
Be mindful and be kind!
Semi not serious bit *finger taps*
Insta - princesstrampmouth.
To ** SEE ** more of my face and cats
*cat emoji here*
True story -
Its rare but on the odd occasion I give my phone number out its doesn't mean I'd like a picture of your man parts.
I'm a grown women and surprisingly I do know what men have in their pants even if size is variable!
I'm not here for hook ups or breeding
Much luck on your life adventure 🖤🤘🖤