Accidentally inappropriate at times and obviously adorable!
My uber rating is quite good and i can get around on the underground unsupervised!
Don't ask questions you dont really want to know the answer to!
I like vodka and being bought vodka.
I can cook quite well, I'm really good at ordering take aways.
I'm Professional on screen food selector
If you feel like messaging me, make it a tad more interesting than “hey” . I have a very silly and dark sense of humour or tell your best dad joke or something random.
Serious bit *drum roll*
You are not entitled to a reply or my time so please keep your mean messages to yourselves
Be mindful and be kind!
Semi not serious bit *finger taps*
Insta - princesstrampmouth.
If you want to *SEE* more of my face, a link to see even me 😘 , food and Mr Beau the boy cat and his brother Pepé Les**t
PLEASE DO NOT DM ON INSTAGRAM!
*cat emoji here*
True story -
Its rare but on the odd occasion I give my phone number out its doesn't mean I'd like a picture of your man parts.
I'm a grown women and surprisingly I do know what men have in their pants even if size is variable!
I'm not here for breeding
I used to sell noodz so if s3x w0rk is a problem for you you should keep scrolling
Much luck on your life adventure 🖤🤘🖤
Ps you’re not a Viking!
