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CAPTAINSPARKLEZ

37 - Straight

Sweden, Sweden

Jul 5, 2024 23:09

“I’m tired of being crushed under the weight of greedy men who believe in nothing." - Jax Teller

"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone." - Robin Williams


If you're gonna be a snowflake about anything related to what you read, then I'll just roll over you like a freight train. 🚂
Me and expectations on dating: "It's more likely to find the right grain of sand in Sahara"
I have zero expectations, and it's more likely to find the right grain of sand in Sahara, however, I would very much prefer not to spend whatever time I have alone.
My Zodiac sign is Cancer, so I'm basically a human lie detector, in case your intentions aren't pure and thinking of put one over me (it has worked more times than I care to count).

There's no point messaging if you can't hold a real conversation, time is precious and life's too short for that.
I don't care about religion or politics and what you may or may not believe in, as long you don't drag me into it and I will 100% respect you as an individual.
If you are gonna push your opinions down other people's throat, then you may keep them to yourself.
You don't have to love or like dogs, but you do need at least accept them, that is a dealbreaker and not negotiable.
And I'm not here to f**k around, play games and waste time on bulls**t, give me a clear sign that you're worth my time, be straightforward and be clear with your intentions, and I'll do the same.
Not interested if you have crotch goblins (been there, done that) and interested in having my own.

Much obliged and so on.



Relationship status:
I want you.
You want someone else
Someone else want's me.
We all gonna suffer.

I believe in holding a door open and pull the chair out for for a girl, I'm loyal to a fault, brutally honest, laid back, always dressed to impress, raised to be polite and have manners, inked, down to earth and easy going, conscious and a dog person through and through (I LOVE dogs).
Extremely monogamous, I value loyalty, trust, integrity and honesty above anything else, regardless of what type of relation I may have with someone.
I eat meat, drink beer and whiskey occasionally, I have the mouth of a sailor, I don't take everything super serious, and have no filter whatsoever, however I can behave properly and act accordingly if need be. 🙃

"It's not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the s*x. It's about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It's about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It's about being yourself around them and they can their self around you."

I am looking for something long term, the second half of my army of two honesty, loyalty, trust, flirty comebacks, compatibility, emotional intimcity, compassion, lots of cuddles, hand holding, spontaneity, real commitment, unconditional love, someone who's as affectionate as I am and all or nothing.
And someone who's willing to put in the same time and effort, to have fun and be goofy with, but also stand by me through the serious, real s**t.
I'm not very shallow, but I am picky and care about depth, how you act around others (however cliché that might sound) and if you're honest, loyal and if you have your heart in the right place.
You can be extremely attractive, good looking, cute etc, but all that means nothing if you have the charisma of a hamster and the personality of cardboard.
And I'd rather you impress me with clothes on and not without, before anything else.
I couldn't care less about social status and wealth, or if you own a castle (although that'd be amazeballs), but I would love to meet someone who's as obsessed with dogs as I am.
I'm a sucker for body mods, whether it is tattoos or piercings, but it's not important at all, unless you are completely covered in them, then no thanks.
I also have a zero tolerance with any form of cheating, I don't give a f**k however "innocent" it might be.
You will be a priority if I like you and I expect the same in return, but I will never ask to be the only priority in your life.

I'm down for relocating or distance, if all the pieces fall into place, if the vibes and everything else feels right and all that.
And you may score some bonus points if you're into Star Wars, Marvel and DC.
Lasty, I'm not interested in anything else, than a exclusive relationship, however I don't mind building something on a solid foundation as friends.

Would love to chat if you think we'd be on the same wavelength, preferably on another platform like Discord.

Are you my beautiful chaos? Stay classy. 🤘