the devil isn't such a bad fella to have around.
he knows where all of the exits are located.
and yes.
i just assumed the gender of the devil.
i like stuff.
i like things.
i like this.
i like that.
and i even like the other.
so yeah.
here i am.
rock you like a hurricane.
you have to follow the former with the latter.
it's the law.
"former"?
"latter"?
yes.
i'm a fan of words.
i'm a fan of words written out in their entirety.
the only time that it's acceptable to use numbers for letters is when prince is involved.
boredom and caffeine brought me here.
they can bring you to all kinds of strange and wondrous places.
still with me?
good.
i like to read.
no one likes going into bookstores with me.
i like music.
no one likes going into music stores with me.
yes.
there are still places where you can actually purchase physical copies of music.
i like movies.
no one likes going into video stores with me.
yes.
i still refer to them as "video stores".
i'm old school.
i still use words like "gully" and "shenanigans".
i like coffee.
i prefer it to be just as bitter as i am.
i have a facebook.
i don't twitter.
what the *^@k is a tumblr?
isn't that a culture club song?
what?
what's culture club?
why are you still reading this?
punk isn't dead.
it just goes to bed at a more reasonable time.
i was on the chess team in high school.
i've literally seen every episode of FRIENDS at least a dozen times.
you'd think they'd at least buy me some coffee or something.
sheeeeeeesh.
i could go into more details but what would we discuss during the mythical first date?
