Lets keep this simple. My name is John and I'm just looking for someone with whom I can enjoy my time and that challenges me. I would enjoy someone who finds the lighter side of life and whose humor is completely politically incorrect and can laugh at themselves as much as I do. I enjoy most music as long as it was before roughly 2005 and I enjoy sad movies as well as happy endings...yes i do chick flicks.
One could describe me as happy-go-lucky and reserved maybe even passive until i get to know you. I'll still be happy go lucky though. Yes I wear my hat crooked...deal with it...my tilted hat game is on a bean...i have proof of that, someone said it on the interweb.
Think of the craziest most sarcastic thing you can come up with...itll be perfect.
Or ... you could just say, Hello...thats what normal people do....right? Then again im not a normal person and how would one define normal anyways? I guess if you were to simply say Hello that would be a sign but at the same time you might just be pretending or better yet as confused as i am...please help me.