Are you even reading this?
Well... if so, my mates describe me as a cross between Jack Black and a Viking who loves the bants and who loves his grandma. Former mosh pit ruler, I love to live life hardcore.
If we go out I will make innapropriate jokes, I will have fun and I am spontaneous. I have a dry sense of humour. But if you are easily offended then I'm afraid sweetheart that I ain't for you.
Don't expect to shock me because I have probably heard/seen or as is more likely done worse!
I don't do drama so if you can't be bothered to engage in conversation piss off. I'm not going to jump into bed with you. If you think sparks fly online then sorry... they don't. You can't know someone till you meet them!
I am a big guy (my nickname is Tiny). I am reliant on a wheelchair as I am unable to walk long distances so if you see the chair a rockin then call an ambulance cos I am likely having a seizure.... I can walk... just not very far.
I run a small law firm because funnily enough I am intelligent as well.
I go to the gym a few times a week.
Words that have been used to describe me...
Driven... ruthless... tenacious... witty...hilarious... stylish... s*xy... amazing lover.... rich...(maybe a slight exaggeration with the witty bit...).
