Im a MUMMY of 4(yes i said 4 now pick up ya jaw)No im not lookin for a daddy for them either!!!
Im fun to be around like a good laugh and im a bit of a prankster 43 going on 13 somedays lol....
I like good conversation and even better company.Im honest, genuine and upfront...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.I've got bumped fenders dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG;now they look more like an old Ford Cortina.
My seat cushions have split open at the seams.My seats are sagging. Seat belts?I gave up all belts when Kfc opened a shop in my neighborhood.!
Air bag's ?Forget it.The only bags I have these days are under my eyes.Not counting the saddlebags, of course.
I have soooooo many miles on my speedo..Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored life experiences against depreciation?
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
I HATE liars, cheats and obnoxious people.I DONT expect to find mr right on here but making new friends is also a bonus....Im jus looking for peeps to have a giggle with..
Im into music punk/rock and going to concerts too.
new found glory, rancid, the clash, good charlotte, sex pistols, spunge, green day, nofx, korn, andrew wk, sublime, pennywise, mest, mest, yellowcard, american hi-fi, mxpx, velvet revolver, the transplants, lars, trivium loads n loads more as long as its loud
Films:
platoon, mean machine, italian job original, king arthur, anything scarey too although i admit im a complete wuss hide behind a cushion watcher lol..., loads n loads
Making a ass of myself is law. Lifes too short to be all serious ... Growing Old Is Mandatory Growing up Is Optional
I also sing at the top of my voice in competition with local alley cats., dancing on my chair like a donkey on a waltzer when no ones looking., falling over, nicking pants, licking the screen when my beloved liverpools playing
Will read most things except papers only things that should be in them is fish n chips but i also like anything with big pictures in, my last big read was the hungry caterpillar., yum yum he was hungry too lol
i like doing doing daft, inane things
making up stupid words
annoying the world at large oh n dreaming of steven gerrard, a pot of ice cream...
I wanna visit stevie g's bedroom..scotland to find nessie lol sea bed where titanic lies mars to find rest of the human race the other side to kick satans hinny ireland to go play with the pixies
I have visited greece...or on a friday night local police station or my local sanitarium..And on a friday i can be found drinkin beer as fast as possible falling off walls whilst trying to be a tightrope walker.., crawling home with one shoe off, dancing in me pants on the moors whilst singing like banshee
Thanks for reading my drivel lol...
REMEMBER these wise words of the Crazy one called Hell
Live wild .. Stay safe .. but DENY EVERYTHING
Hellx:
