f**ked off, randomly cheerful arsehole seeks next ridiculously hot girl to use me as a distraction until Mr Right comes along or just as a quick f**k! I have a kid she’s 15, if you don’t like kids then you can f**k off, she’s cooler then you anyway! I do bite, I bite hard, I do a lot of other f**ked up s**t too....drugs are a no go, I wanna date you not the result of a chemical interaction! No mind f**ks either, you like me? f**king say so it’s not hard! I like music, old s**t and girls with tats and piercings!