and i f**king love star wars ..not veggie cos i like meat.. But i like any food really And when it comes to music i like all sorts ...am a fulltime working dad to my little girl ... so i dont get out that much anymore but thats cool 
want I do hate is rudeness apart if its taking the piss .. So if you do get a messages off me an you don't like it just say piss off you weirdo you know what iv started to think about this site ! Is that its not a dating site cos iv had like no dates ! An why is it that all the dudes on here call them self stupid names !? Does everybody on here think that they are really witches or darklords of something ? I mean come on have fun ! Don't take yourself seriously cos if you are calling yourself stupid names ' no one will take you seriously ... Will they !! Anyhoo I call myself beardydan cos iv got a beard an my name is dan ! Right then if you want a chat about star wars am your dude or anything really .... I don't do drugs been there done that an its boring don't really drink anymore cos I hate hangovers . what's with the Snapchat filters why ohh why ? My 10 year old kiddo does them ! Its does not look good at all Just stop it already ! Ohh I drive an work fulltime that's a good thing so I hear ... its a van abit like a murder van oh I'm a massive bell end as well but kind Hearted I'm well up for women's rights and all that may come across as a bit arrogant but I'm really not just like to have a laugh and I'm looking for that special person to have a laugh with I might go on a bit I think I'm funny but I'm probably not though don't take life too seriously you only live once I think then I might find out when I die and come back as a slug of something that would suck you imagine that but then again you're a slug so it doesn't really matter and like you see like a female slug and you think she's hot for a slug or then again I come back as a female slug and look at her big nice juicy male slug and think he's hot hold on a second thinking about it do slugs have s*xes I might have to Google that can anybody help with that one because like that's a major question please inbox me with the answers. Well done if you managed to read this far down I must be doing something right to keep your attention this long. And now this .. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.”
