Message me now!
my name is Kate.
I'd like to get laid this year. I mean, I want a life
partner, but gave up hope on that front long ago. So I'll settle for a once per year encounter, with someone I don't hate. 😂
I'm a bit odd, a bit of a nerd, love growing my own food... scrap that, I spent the summer smoking some decent crack. 😊 cooking, science, history, festivals, live music, rock/metal and going on adventures.
I will hold my own on most subjects, and can be a little wild when drunk so I don't get drunk anymore. I haven't been arrested for months now though so it's going ok! 😂
I am in need of a maid as I am bored of cleaning. I also I want to be carried up the stairs. Carried everywhere would infact be marvellous. I can make it worth your while, although most of the time I look like I've had a hard week on the crack! And well what do you want? Damn perfection? f**k off. Haha!!!
I have two Sons, one grown up and left home, and one small humanish being. I also have four cats, and I like them a little bit too much.
I have recently suffered heart failure, and it's been a bit sh*t to be honest, but I'm fighting back even though my broken heart hates me. It's kind of like how most people feel about me 🤔
I am looking for my real life Ragnar Lothbrok... Are you out there????
Oh... and please be able to spell and be up for lively debate. Whatever view you have, I can guarantee I have the opposite!
But most of all, be a real man and maybe a real Viking 😁
