TREE_TOP_OWL

What the f**k did you just f**king say about melee, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I won first place in the EVO 20XX, and I’ve been involved in multiple world championships, and I have over 300 confirmed JV5s. I am trained with frame perfect movement and I’m the top Fox main in the entire Smash community. You are nothing to me but just another tr4sh player. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am untangling my GameCube controller and on my way to your local game shop. I'm the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Fox. Not only am I extensively trained with Fox, but I have the skill to beat you with each and every character in any of the games and I will use my skills to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gonna git wrecked, kiddo.