I'm about farts, drinking, and go f**k yourself.
Humor is more important than anything else. Make me laugh so hard I pee myself.
Punk Mortician, new to Florida, hate kids, loves nerdy s**t.
I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Take me on an adventure, not dinner and a movie.
Glasses over abs any day. I don't care how tall you are.
Looking for someone to black face with. ☻
Don't assume anything about me.
DC>NJ>NYC>NC>FL
