I hate to laugh, I won't make you laugh, and I'm not ambitious at all, except that I'm exceedingly ambitous about pushing the boundaries of lacking ambition. I'm a very boring person who hates to travel and seeks the solitude that only living under a large damp rock can provide. People who are around me for extended periods of time consistently complain about a sensation of "death closing slowly, but surely in on me".
If you're still reading then you're either a) a very disturbed individual, b) very bored, c) someone I'd like to talk to, or d) all the above. As you've probably noticed, I'm a geek with zero social skills and no propriety whatsoever. I'm in the Air Force while pursuing my bachelor's, and I currently have two associate's. If you like literature, Star Trek, games, theatre, and find my "unique" sense of humor charming, risking your free time with me might be worth it.
