Hey I'm funny, honest, kind, s**t I'm losing my hair but fashionable, well fairly I don't wear chinos or own any peach sweaters. Oh yeah I'm a vegan have a dog, it's brown but I like it, don't drive anymore but own motorcycles I'll use them soonish, live on my own with my dog and cactus, my sons at uni. I've got a fair amount of tattoos but the more you get the more gaps you have, I've 2 ex wives ouch probably my fault I'm only trying to be honest I'm 50 but have been mistaken for 49, thin, I go to the gym but that's not immediately apparent.