Good morrow! Mine own name be'st Ophelia. I am twenty and three years of age and I liveth with mine own father and brother. I wast in loveth with Hamlet but that gent hath broken mine own heart in favor of his loyalty to his mother and father. Mine brother art a scholar and he'st often't near. Mine father canst beest bothered often. Thusly, I require some other manly presence to direct mineself in mine dutiful endeavors.
