Just read your profile I think we might be similar let me by way of introduction tell you about me.
I am 50 going on 40 look about 70 was considered good looking in my youth when stood next to Quasi Modo, Fitness wins? well it sure beat me, try to keep reasonable fit I run to the pub at every opportunity and can best any one in a pie eating contest.
On the subject of romance I will let you put your salt in my belly button while we eat chips in bed but will always give you my last rolo.
Well I hope this finds you as it leaves me (confused).
Looking forward to hearing from you