I tend to forget to keep checking these things; I'm more active on instagram

I don't know what I'm looking for! Half of the time I'm s**tting myself because everyone I went to school with is married and onto their third child, the other half of the time I'm glad to be single because I don't have anyone to answer to. So I'm probably looking for someone that I'll always want to answer to. I like boys who like to go out and do things; I don't want to just sit on my arse in the house for the rest of our lives.
I like alternative romance - I don't do flowers, candles, rose petals, meals, wine, Pandora, designer things, or sharing every detail of my relationship with Facebook. Show me something different


I'm a hula-hooping, Sourz drinking, pizza gobbling, curly-haired, metal and rock listening, little chicklet who gets distracted by anything sparkly, glittery, or that changes colour/lights up. I'm not overly keen on shopping, unless it's somewhere like Camden. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't talk about it. I also don't force other people to have the same views as me. You can eat a bacon sandwich then give me a kiss, it's fine. And yes, I can go to Nando's and Burger King.
The following need not apply: Sociopaths, psychopaths, time wasters, projectionists, homophobes, racists, xenophobes, people who make jokes about anything to do with the Holocaust or Jewish people, potheads, stinkers or blokes who hold the bottom of their shoe when they sit down when the shoe's been walking all over streets and through dog s**t and public toilets... (personal hygiene is paramount to me)
Have I put you off? Ok cool.