If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll probably do it for you.
I can be harsh but honest, politely vulgar and totally blunt.
I'm an artworker, pixel monkey, retro videogame enthusiast and developer.
Love Guinness, hate liquorice.
Science, pies, doom, 4:20 wake and bake, quarks.
Gigs and festivals, Amsterdam, road trips, quiet beaches, want to go to Japan again one day.
Eating out, Drums, Illustrator, Photoshop, PC building.
UFC, action, horror, live stand up, motor racing.
Pandas.
Despise 'reality' TV and soaps.
Hate racists and donuts.
Like intellectuals and cake.
gram: @martistry
