I'm someone who likes having their hair played with, and loves the smell of cigarettes but will never smoke. I also have Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching me. I also like the outdoors and getting dirty with the birdies. Poking dead things with a stick is where its at. Most importantly I'm a very sarcastic person, don't always take it to heart. Ha, like I really care about your feelings anyways.