Howdy! I am ASGORE Dreemurr and I would love a partner. You see, I am dreadfully lonely and my wife Toriel left me because I projectile diarrhead onto her eyes after she asked me not to. Anyway, haha! My hobbies include: plucking the barnacles out of my butthole, preening my butthole, feeding my butthole, taking my colon for a walk. I hope you will not mind partaking in those activities with me.
Ah, I am also a musician, author, makeup artist! I have released two makeup lines: Fecal and Matted Matte. Made fresh from my very own fetid feces! If you wish to sample my music, here is my official VEVO: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPPr1VloX-uSzbZd1Ler2Dw
Hehe!
Do not be shy to ask me on a date! I am very timid, in fact. I am the shy one! I will take you on a date. The date will include: A dip in the septic tank whilst chatting about our interests. And a trip to the king of all sewers, the Cloaca Maxima! I hope you will consider this shy old goat an open option
