I'll steal your bobbles and use your hair brush (maybe your straighteners, on the quiet).
I'll babble incessantly about the latest book I've read or article I've written, and I'll bore you with talk of sci-fi and marvel.
My wild days are mostly behind me. I like good beer and good whiskey, but I REALLY like good coffee.
I'm wildly sarcastic and never use emojis - it's best if you assume I'm taking the piss and work from there.
And I'm way more likely to ask for tat pics than tit pics.
