"Your About Me section must be more than 50 characters in length..."
I'll fill this in with 50 witty and charming characters some time when I feel wittier and more charming.
OK, fine. 38. That's pretty old. Got a kid. He's great. He lives in NYC with my ex-wife. Yeah, got one of those too. Girls love that! I'm such a catch!
I don't have my s**t remotely together. At all. Stay far away! I'm no good.
Wanna hang out?