If I added you as a friend, you should probably message me ^^
I killed Prince Charming. He was getting in my way.
While I do still go out of my way to SOME message people first; You literally receive 999x more messages than I do just based on the fact you're female, It really is easier for you to message first, and it saves me from sending you a message that is just to be lost in your inbox amongst the thousands of d**k pics, forever, so, drop me a message.
Before I get into this, I just want to make something very clear;
I am NOT on this website looking for a one night stand.
I am NOT on this website looking to exchange n*des.
And I am NOT on this website just to browse out of boredom.
I am using OKC as a means to (Hopefully) find someone that I have a connection with.
So, I'm a little bit of a hippie. In my eyes, nature and ALL life is there to be appreciated, no matter how small they may appear, everything has a story. You just have to look for it. This doesn't mean I'm a vegetarian, although I rarely eat meat anyway, but it does mean that I wouldn't hurt a fly.
I'm what I guess you could call an observer/thinker. I spend most of my life living inside my head.
I love science, especially anything related to space. Space gives my brain a hard on.
I love music, I beatbox, I love ALL animals, including spiders (wasps don't count though, right? I'd never hurt a wasp of course, but you should see how far I'm willing to run from one.)I absolutely LOVE learning new things, cant stand people that are stupid because they choose to be. It is not cool to act like a total bell end at the expense of your brains mental capacity.
I wear my heart on my sleeve and I will always fight for someone/something that is important to me. I'm a fairly quiet and somewhat shy person, it's been my survival instinct most my life. As lame as this sounds, the only times I have ever been truly happy are times I have been in love. So if you like waking up to soppy messages, receiving love notes and random flowers even when I'm broke and just generally feeling appreciated then I am your guy.
Time for an overly long list of turn ons/offs. (And their translations)
Lets get the negative stuff out the way first shall we?
Turn offs:
- Drawn on eyebrows. (No seagulls here thanks.)
- Fake tan. (I'd rather just eat some wotsits.)
- Inability to spell / Overusage of text-talk. (tlk lik dis (unironically) - GTFO.)
- Saying "I'm not your typical kind of girl" (There is no typical kind of girl.)
- Calling yourself cute. (Instantly makes you not cute.)
- Overusage of photo filters. (Am I talking to a human or a cat? Cause beastiality ain't my thing.)
- Clumpy mascara. (I like spiders, but leave their legs for them to walk with.)
- Short hair. (Just doesn't do it for me.)
- Duck face. (Pretty hard to find a duck attractive.)
- Pub/Club-obsessive people. (Drunk people are irritating.)
- Smiley/Septum piercings. (I don't even understand these. Although, some people can pull off septum, others can't.)
- Loop earrings. (Pat Butcher, is that you?!)
- Ego/Judgementalism. (Get over yourself.)
- Bikini pics yet no profile description on dating profiles. (You must have more substance than whats on your chest, surely?)
- People that write "..." as their profile description (Shows how little effort you're willing to put in.)
- Best friends that get involved in relationships (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
- People that call themselves "Gamer-Girls" (Usually liars. A real gamer doesn't feel the need to add the gender.)
- Acrylic fingernails. (I don't need trenches in my back.)
- Pretending to be dumb to get attention. (You're not stupid, so don't play.)
- Playing hard to get. (While teasing is hot, don't make me run over hot coals just for a kiss.)
- Keeping your ex's in your life. (I trust you. But I know how a mans brain works. Rather not deal with it.)
- Being entitled. (Neither of us are entitled to anything. I do things for you because I want to.)
- Being rude in public. (Makes me feel like the ***hole.)
- Sending mixed signals. (Just be straight with me.)
- Masculinity. (I'd rather you wasn't more of a man than I am.)
Turn ons:
- Intelligence (Talk nerdy to me.)
- Glasses. (Do weird things to me.)
- Shyness. (The most adorable thing ever.)
- Freckles. (Also adorable.)
- Expressions. (Can say more than a thousand words.)
- Talent. (I love being impressed.)
- Long Hair. (Something to run my fingers through.)
- Curves. (Anyone that doesn't love curves isn't human.)
- Brooklyn accents (Just.. Yes.)
- A cute smile (A smile can get me to do anything. ANYTHING.)
- Striking eyes/prolonged Eye contact (Posseses the same ability as the smile.)
- Eye-flecks (The only thing that can make gazing into someones eyes even better than it already is.)
- Dimples. (*pokes*)
- Affection. (I'm very affectionate myself)
- Honesty. (I wanna trust you further than I can throw you.)
- Long legs. (Preferrably still attached to the rest of the body)
- Tattoos and (some) piercings (Providing you don't have your ex's name on your neck that is.)
- Natural looks (No need to try too hard.)
- Petite-ness (Small things are cute. Amirite?)
- 'Alternative' style (Just nothing too unorthodox.)
- Gamers (They play the right kind of games.)
- Good kissers. (See your lips? Those are mine now.)
- Nice lingerie. (On you, not me.)
- Care-Free. (Wanna do..? Sure, why not.)
- PDA. (Let me show you off.)
- Wearing your signature perfume. (Love a familiar smell.)
- Originality. (The more you aspire towards this, the better.)
- Thinly veiled allure. (I'll be powerless to resist.)
- Playfulness. (Playful couples are the cutest.)
- Doing Yoga together. (You do it, I watch, and provide refreshments.)
