I'm really genuinely struggling with what to write here. I feel like there's no middle ground between painting an accurate picture of myself which would essentially involve me writing out my memoirs, or running the risk of being misinterpreted while attempting to dilute my personality into a few easily digestible bullet points. I think I'm just going to have to go with the latter of the two... but I can't even decide which are the most relevant points.
If you look at my picture and decide "no thanks" then fair enough. If you see it and decide to like it or send me a wink then thanks, but unless you engage me in conversation then I simply won't respond (the same goes for messages that consist entirely of "hi, you ok?").
I realise that by saying all this I'm running the risk of coming across like a pompous tool, but if you've read this and understand the desire to have an actual conversation rather than simply talking about the weather, then please do get in touch.