Wanted: Black Metal Cabana Boy
For Part-Time / Seasonal Positions
Must be:
Noticeably Polite (I favor being called "ma lady")
Extremely Considerate (I like not waiting to be asked how my day was)
A guy with at least some of his s**t together (it would be titilating to talk with a man who doesn't live with his mom, has better than bad credit, and maybe even owns a car by his big-boy self)
Responsible (pets ok, kids ok; please no dogs unless it is a greyhound, Irish wolfhound, poodle with a cute haircut, German shepherd dog, doberman or a wolf)
Responsive (I want someone who answers me, so I don't feel like I dropped a stone down a deep hole and am waiting to hear it land)
Able to tolerate my bad jokes
Desirable but not required if:
You look like Frost, Shagrath, or hell, I'll even take a King Ov Hell
You want to be my slave.
About Me:
I am owned by no one.
I have black hair, green eyes, I'm 5'9 / 175 cm and 130 lbs / 59 kg, with an ok face.
I'm a daughter, sister, mother, and firebreathing accountant extraordinaire. Tamer of horses and other wild beasts, cat lover, runner, hiker of the woods, devourer of Indian food and spicy chai, I am a dark empress with an affection for black metal, collecting skulls and souls. A lot of that does not matter or affect you, really, as I don't want anyone coming to my house or office.
I don't have a lot of time for you...as I said: part time / seasonal. But, I sure would like a buddy to keep the adult conversation flowing, and something to look forward to.
Is this you? Please enquire within.
