I got booted out of The Vatican for being 'grotesquely inappropriate'
But I'm damn good at exorcisms and baptisms. Sometimes simultaneously
Very dark humoured
Banter freight train
15% mentally disabled
7% literary/science intellectual
Half Man - Half Vampire
Pretty much all action/horror from the 80's and 90's. I like my cheddar strong as f**k.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a legend
Bonus points if you know what Grabthar's Hammer is