Aaaaaaand I'm back. Taking applications for the next waste of my time.
Why does everyone say "message me, I don't bite!"? I'm more likely to respond if you do!
I like stabbing myself in the face with needles. Sometimes I draw things. I collect dead things. My first language is sarcasm and I show affection by bullying. Will probably die alone with a small menagerie.
Unlike 90% of people on this site (seemingly!) my life does not revolve around music. I find it a very boring and tedious subject to talk about and definitely do not see it as a condition of compatibility. I ignore all messages that include 'tell me about your music taste' or 'list 5 of your favourite bands' or any variation thereof.
Basically looking for someone to open jars for me. Being single is hard.
