I am a wild southern redneck, but I am also a (LaVeyan) Satanist and totally hedonistic. I love alcohol, but I'm on house arrest right now, so I cannot leave my property except between 5a and 5p during the day Monday-Friday. I am so f**king horny! I need somebody to bring some booze, so we can hook-up over some pizza and heavy f**king metal! Let's get it!