Crazy cat lady with tattoos and a thing for scruffy haired musician types.
I'm a total split personality. My parents were polar opposites, the mod and the rocker. That makes me a mocker, right?
I'm 50% scruffy laid back hippy, 50% anarchic punk.
I'm a reponsible adult and an immature lunatic.
I take myself very seriously unless I'm being a complete knob.
Mostly Domme but known to switch when eventually tamed.
Mostly low maintainance but requires loyalty at all times.
Spiritual. Nature loving. Shoe *****. Quick witted. Sarcastic. Damaged. Opinionated. Wise ass. Snake owner. Cat worshipper. Tidy. Impatient. Stocking wearer. Bat obsessed. Beard admirer.
I also know all the words to the Um Bongo advert off by heart too! I’m a keeper! 😉