"I hate to break it to you but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it fades, leaving you stranded in a failed marriage. I did it, your parents did it, break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science"
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
While nothing above is original, I'm a published absurdist author with several articles in weird tales magazine.
For those that may care, I'm 6'4 with size 14 shoes.
