I'm a very funny yet sarcastic bitch, I enjoy the odd thriller book joined with a hot beverage and maybe some salted crisps. I'm beyond average looking and some May call me a milf. I love the colours black and red I also really enjoy recycling old furnishings with a sprinkle or a tub of glitter. I like spending time indoors and with my family. I'm looking for a grey haired tattooed, well build man who's not easily intimidated by a strong woman.
